The past week was a blockbuster for the Sanctioned Violence Network, as our array of wrestling shows delivered top-notch entertainment and garnered impressive viewership...
"I have been choked with a hair dryer chord, and a belt for this title. I have been attacked by a fan with a tazer, had my apartment broken into twice by Reaper, had a car door slammed shut on my ankle, and even some chick who thought she was some kind of super villain tried to lower me into a tank full of sharks to get this title belt. "